Making a drink, Tito’s and soda with lime, which needed to be stirred. Didn’t feel like getting a spoon so I improvised and grabbed what was right in front of me…a sharpening steel.
I stumbled onto this gem of a Tumblr blog last week and once again said to myself, “Why hadn’t I thought of that?”
If you own a dog, you know that there’s something he or she has done to warrant a little internet-based shaming. I’ve provided my own examples below.
Like me, right now you’re probably saying to yourself, “Of course! Haha! This totally makes sense!” This movie trailer mashup is exactly why I am incredibly thankful for living in the web culture age where a lot of people have a lot of time on their hands. Just think about it. Both of these movies have similar plot points so this mashup is just a natural, pop cultural progression. I love Albert Brooks’ character, Marlin, in ‘Finding Nemo’, but what if the film’s father character was replaced by Liam Neeson’s character from ‘Taken’?!
Lastly, this movie mashup obviously leaves me wondering how this can be done with other films…
Sometimes I pat myself on the back for stepping out of the shower without breaking my neck. Then I see videos like this. Interesting to note: after I finished watching this, my palms and feet had become extremely sweaty from the associated stress of watching this girl slackline in between two moving 18-wheelers. And yes, it’s called slacklining, not tight-roping. To watch this video click here
Help me fight Multiple Sclerosis and I’ll help you fight low self-esteem!
Do you have a hard time getting motivated in the morning? Are you attracted to Rick Santorum? Ever feel like you’re about to have a Michael Douglas/”Falling Down” mental break because you hate your job, you secretly pick your nose, your mother picks up more men at bars than you…or maybe you’re battling a little bit of self-loathing because you’ve worn the same pair of underwear 3 days in a row and haven’t changed your sheets in 4 months.
Whatever the case, I’m here for you…as long as you’re here for the fight against MS! Donate $10 to the 2012 Atlanta MS Walk and I’ll send you an incredibly cheesy, yet unbelievably motivational text every morning for an entire month. Every day you’ll feel your self-worth soar to galactic heights as you read each of my inspiring texts, knowing that yes, you have what it takes to break-up with your therapist or yes, you are so incredibly brave that today is the day you’ll tell your wife you’ve been having an affair for 11 years, that you’re gay, and you and your boyfriend want to move to Iowa and plant corn!
And just think, you’re also an amazing, admirable, selfless person because you contributed to our fundraising efforts to fight multiple sclerosis!
So take the first step towards knowing how Oprah feels every day, towards starting that plastic surgery fund for your “broken” nose, towards changing your entire life by clicking here!
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Daniel Craig recently dressed in drag for an ad supporting gender equality. Narrarated by Dame Judy Dench, who plays “M” in the Bond movies, Craig seemingly appears in the ad as James Bond but later appears in drag. For me, I thought Brett Butler had crawled out of whatever cave she’s been hiding in…
If you don’t know who Brett Butler is and would like a comparative view, check out the video below: