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New Info Leaked on iPhone 5

August 23, 2012 Leave a comment

Basically, it will be able to

1. Be used as a solar heat conductor that can be plugged into your car or home power meter and will provide electricity for you, your family, your neighborhood, and the entire planet forever and ever and ever.

2. It will be able to read your mind and tell you what you’re forgetting when you leave your home and get about 15 feet away from your door and are suddenly struck with that feeling that you forgot something.

3. It will now have an aluminum back instead of a glass one so that you can use it as a toboggan when it snows or even a pizza tray for tiny 2″x4″-sized pizzas.

4. It will be bigger

5. It will be smaller

6. It will be the woman/man of your dreams

7. It will be a ninja

8. It will………………………..(drum roll)………………………………………………………..be a phone.

What?! Why?! How?! No Way!!!!!!

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